Fake Beard
Beards. So hot right now. No, really. Like, 2016 is the hottest year on record ever and having a beard is, yeah, trendy as anything right now but also brutally hot in this heat. There's a reason No Shave November…
Pros and Cons Notepad
Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…
Shredder and Friends Beach Towel
It's a different side of Shredder on this precious beach towel. See the cruel villain in a new light, as he feeds some miniature pizza to three of his little turtle buddies. Some of you are getting ready to go…
Custom Bobblehead Dolls
You used to have to be pretty dang famous for anyone to make a bobblehead doll out of you but the playing field has been leveled, baby! That's right! You can turn yourself into a bobblehead doll today and it doesn't…
90s Coloring Book
It's all about that nostalgia trip when the 1990s coloring book comes out to play! Jump back to the decade of slap bracelets and pogs, flip shades and grunge, ring pops and rollerblades - you know, The 90s! If you…
Scalp Massager
Having someone else scratch your head feels better than doing it yourself. It just does. Maybe there's a biological reason for that and maybe there isn't. We're not smart enough to know things like that and we're certainly too lazy…
Fried Chicken Phone Case
Yep, this is a real thing that exists and you're looking at a picture of it on the Internet right now. Don't freak all the way out. It isn't a piece of real fried chicken. But it does look exactly like…
Banana Flasher Plush Doll
Don't let this banana anywhere near the teddy bears! If one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, we don't even want to think about what might happen if this bad banana gets its hands on the cutesy dolls... Bananas are definitely…
50 Random Stamps
Need some stamps? We found a lot of stamps. Holy shit, like, really, a lot of stamps. 50, in fact. 50 stamps. A lot of you are probably wondering right now why anyone would want or need to have 50…
Pocket Scream
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…
Brass Balls Door Knocker
You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…