Magnetic Bottle Hanger
This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…
Hershey’s Chocolate with Almonds Scented Candle Jar
We’re not sure why you’d want to make your room smell like a Hershey’s Chocolate with Almonds bar and not have any actual chocolate to eat but, hey, maybe you’re a total psycho or something. This candle will burn for…
Great White Shark Wall Mount
Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!
Glow in the Dark Stars, Moons and Planets
If you didn’t have these on your ceiling when you were a kid then you don’t know what you’re missing. This pack of 230 glowing galaxy elements comes with a constellation chart, so you can recreate formations from the real…
Super Masculine Gary Busey with a Gun poster
Let no living person call into question the veracity of your machismo while this stunning Gary Busey poster hangs on your wall. Nobody in the drunkMall office knows what kind of gun that is: shotgun? assault rifle? It doesn’t matter.…
Ouija Board Pillowcase
drunkMall is not responsible for the dreams you have while sleeping on this ouija board print pillowcase! Seriously, how many horror movies have you seen where it all starts with someone playing around with a ouija board? Yeah, duh, we…
Venus Flytraps
It’s a well-known fact that carnivorous plants make a dorm room much more.. uh… carnivorous. These vicious little guys are so cute! Recommended for people who like the idea of having a pet but are too irresponsible or aren't…
Chimpanzee Painting
This chimpanzee is probably listening to a Radiohead album (or maybe this ‘70s Punk Rock box set) and thinking about the meaning of Life or considering alternate solutions to some incredibly complex and important problem of scientific engineering or something.…
Life Size Bear Cutout
Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…
3-Way Personal Candy/Snack Dispenser
Keep your quarters in your pocket! Grab a handful of your favorite candy, nuts or trail mix whenever you want - just spin the silo and dispense what you want. Great for people who need to keep healthy snacks around…
Dreamy Nic Cage Pillow Case
Succumb to the sinewy arms and firey gaze of the #OneTrueGod, that he may enter thine dreams nightly, forever and ever… Yea, thou Nicolas Cage be but one God, his presence may be known in many places, least of all…