LED Lighting Strips
How cool does this lighting look? You may be amazed at how easy it is to install a setup like this in your own home. Pick any room with a decent amount of furniture (like a TV room) and all…
Levitating Picture Frame
Powered by the sorcery of magnetism, this picture frame holds your cherished memories (even if it's just a photo of that really good sandwich you made that one time) suspended in air! No hidden wires necessary, baby! Don't believe it?…
Bed Climate Control Machine
There's a science to getting a bedroom the right temperature for sleeping. It takes years, even decades to learn this science. Night after night of going to sleep with a blanket and waking up in the middle of the night,…
His and Hers Key Holders
Never grab the wrong pair of keys on your way out the door again! These little plates are quite easy to install near the front door. After you unlock the front door, it's simply a matter of removing the key…
Sushi Towel
Who doesn't love sushi?! Sushi is a beautiful food. We're not talking about any of those deep-fried cream cheese rolls. That stuff is ridiculous. Traditional sushi. The old-school stuff. Fish and rice and sea weed. It's considered an art form…
LED Showerhead
Showers are so boring. You stand there and clean yourself while staring at the wall or rereading the shampoo bottle for the ten thousandth time or spacing out and thinking about that time you unknowingly came out of the bathroom…
The 4-Hour Workweek
There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Spanish Poster for Wild at Heart
Show your love for off-kilter cinema and kitschy knick-knacks with this Spanish language poster for Wild at Heart! David Lynch didn't waste a drop of the eccentric talents he brought in to make his 1990 film. It's a wild ride,…
Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…
Life Manual for Adults
Think about this: How much older than you are right now were your parents when they had you? It's probably not that much of an age gap, if there is one at all. Okay, now ask yourself if you're going…
Keyless Entry Smart Lock
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…