Life Size Horse Lamp
Whoa, Nelly... Here's an, uh, interesting choice in furniture. It's like a lamp, except on top of a full-size statue of a horse. Or, here's another way to look at it. If you've ever wanted a modern art style replica…
Beer Pong Action Light
Jazz up your beer pong area with a cool LED sign! The red lights clearly state that, yes, this is indeed a designated area set aside for the purpose of playing the magnificent game of beer pong upon the beer…
Pizza Night Light
Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…
Cash Stash Throw Pillow
Trap is life, right? Right. All that hustling should do more than just pay the bills. At the end of the day, you want to be able to decorate your home with some decent furnishings... A nice sofa... Some damn…
Solar-Powered Spinning Jupiter
Bring one of the most majestic celestial bodies in this solar system right down to the top of your desk! This neat little globe of Jupiter is about 4.5 inches, so it's not, like, huge but it is a decent…
Tabby Cat Salt and Pepper Holder
A salt and pepper holder for all the cat lovers! It's like a totally cute and helpful tabby cat always there with the spices you want to punch up your meal. Which is a cute fantasy because cats are not…
Under the Bed Night Light
Now this is something everyone who isn't sleeping on a dumpster mattress down on the floor could really use in their home. Studies have shown that a pitch black room is best for proper sleeping. Blackout curtains are really popular right…
Life Size Bigfoot Statue
Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…
Dorm Chair
College is pretty much the last period of any adult's life when they can get away with owning a bean bag, so you should go all out if you're gonna have one. Dorm rooms are small, so you can't go…
Pink Rhinestone Lips Phone
How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
Minimalist Arc Lamp
Finding a lamp like this makes it so easy to feel like you have good taste and can decorate your home or office like a mature adult. Look at this freaking thing! It's like someone managed to get one, single…
Vampire Unicorn Blanket
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…