Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock
3… 2… 1… GET OUT OF BED! This rocket launcher alarm does a countdown to blast off. Here’s the catch: to shut off the alarm you have to get out of bed and put the rocket back on the alarm…
Elvie: The Kegel Tracker
The benefits of Kegel exercises for women are widely documented by physicians far smarter than anyone who will ever be writing posts on drunkMall. If you’re unfamiliar with the practice, we certainly recommend hitting up your favorite search engine and…
Beanie with Built-In Bluetooth Headset
Just in case, you know, it’s cold and you don’t mind people wondering for a couple minutes longer than if you had a regular Bluetooth earpiece whether or not you’re a totally insane person, walking in circles and talking to…
Extra Loud, Heavy Duty Megaphone
Important people in movies always have megaphones, seems like. Designed for military and crowd control situations, this things get LOUD. There’s an Aux In jack, btw, so you aren’t limited to blasting the sound of your own voice or the…
The HypnoCube
Here at drunkMall, we’re always talking about getting rid of our boring lightbulbs and opting for more interesting lighting sources. Enter HypnoCube, a mesmerizing box with 64 LEDS placed in a 3D pattern. Killer ambient lighting sequence of changing colors…
SleepPhones: Headphones in a Headband
Trying to lay down while listening to music on headphones (or earbuds) S-U-C-K-S but SleepPhones has the solution - speakers in a comfortable headband! Dial up your sleepytime playlist and get comfy. [Psst, we're not trying to call you out…
Breakfast Sandwich Machine
You’re gonna eat a McWhat?! Nah, that’s cool. We’re just gonna hang back and feast like gods because we have this machine that hooks up the toasted muffins, poached eggs and warmed breakfast meats! This changes so much.... Share this…
Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive
If you’re looking for a convenient USB stick, this is the polar opposite of that! If you’ve never seen one of these before, congratulations on not knowing any hipsters. It’s a radio tube, like the ones that used to go…
Target Practice Alarm Clock
Do you ever sleep through your alarms in the morning? It sucks. But maybe you wouldn’t do it anymore if your alarm required you to take aim and shoot a target before it would shut the hell up. Maybe. Too…
Party with drunkMall on social media!
drunkMall loves social media! Our username is @drunkMall on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Tumblr & Snapchat - come follow us on your favorite sites! We love RTs, likes and comments and we’ll (almost always) respond to your interactions with us. But,…
Domo monster toaster
DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…
Epic Laser Light w/ Remote Control
Lasers make things better. Think about it. What did Dr. Evil want to strap to sharks’ heads to make them even more ferocious killing machines? If you said “lasers,“ congratulations on not being a dumbass. That’s right, LASERS ARE FREAKING COOL!…