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Love Stinks

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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Wireless Headphones Receiver

Wireless Headphones Receiver

You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…

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Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…

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Chicken Ramen Phone Case

Chicken Ramen Phone Case

Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…

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Plastic Welding Kit

Plastic Welding Kit

Unless you're Amish then you've gone through about five billion phone charger cables by this point in your life. Is it a conspiracy of obsolescence? Fuckin' probably! But you no longer need to live under that shadow governm- er, corporative…

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Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Fetal Sound System

Fetal Sound System

This is a speaker that goes inside the vagina of a pregnant woman so her fetus can listen to and hopefully enjoy music or guided meditation sounds or recordings of whales or whatever other things you think a developing human…

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Fuckboy Bot

Fuckboy Bot

Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…

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App Connected Treat Dispenser

App Connected Treat Dispenser

Treat your favorite dog(s) in the world to a special treat, anywhere in the world you can pick up a wireless signal! Petzi is a small box unit that's easily mounted on a wall in your home. Plug it into an…

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Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Friendship is a magical thing. If you don't believe that, then you either don't have the right kind of friends or you haven't tried hard enough to see if your friendships can be broken. Because the best friendships can survive…

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5-Way Headphone Splitter

5-Way Headphone Splitter

You can watch movies/shows or listen to music on the go with your crew of friends without being incredibly annoying to everyone else around - just use this headphone splitter! School trips, road trips, flights, vacations, UFO-spotting missions in Joshua…

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Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser

Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser

Everyone could use a little help keeping their balls clean! The world's FIRST portable beer pong ball washer is here and it's called The Clean Cup. Keep this automatic beer pong ball washer near the beer pong table - whether…

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