Super Loud Pocket Alarm
If you can't immediately think of 10 reasons why you need to own a pocket-sized device capable of creating blasts of noise over 100 decibels in volume... Well, your inner child needs to be let out to play. First, obviously,…
Salt Shooting Bug Gun
Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…
Fish Training Kit
Fish are pretty worthless as pets. They live in a tank and you feed them. Hopefully they look cool because that's all they're good for... Until now! Ever wanted a pet fish that could swim a slalom, score a soccer…
EXCLUSIVE: Guns o’ Fun
It's Memorial Day Weekend here in America. That means none of us have to work on Monday and this weekend will be full of backyard cookouts, campfire hangs, a whole lot of boozy parties and guns! Wait... Booze and guns?!…
Golden Tee Home Version
Bring home the fun of Golden Tee arcade games with this awesome standalone gaming unit! With the same "roll ball" technology and button controls used on the arcade cabinets, the home unit hooks up directly to the television via A/V…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…
Secret Message Pens
How many of you were certain you'd grow up to be a spy? We can't turn you into James Bond or anything but we can show you this sweet set of secret message pens! Everyone knows you can write a…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys
A lot of comic book fans were unhappy with Batman vs. Superman. With a title like that, it's easy to see how critical expectations got out of hand: "Will there be enough Batman? Oh, but then what about Superman? Ugh,…
Burrito Yoga Bag
The most difficult part of yoga is finding the motivation to actually show up to the class. Once the mat's down and the breathing's started, it's all downhill from there. But something about getting there seems like so much work.…
Trivia Crack Board Game
Everyone's favorite trivia game just jumped out of the smartphone and on to the table for face-to-face competitive flexing of knowledge! Trivia Crack, as the name suggests, is a highly addictive, super stripped down trivia app. This, friends, is the…
Zelda Puzzle
Fans of the Legend of Zelda games will enjoy this 550 piece Collector's Puzzle. Serious puzzle fiends used to working on 5,000 and 10,000 piece puzzles won't face much of a challenge here, so this is a suitable gift for…