One Pound Snickers Bar
Have you ever had a Snickers bar? They're delicious. Have you ever held something in your hand that weighed a pound? You don't know? Oh, well, here is a list of some things that weigh approximately one pound: a guinea…
EXCLUSIVE: 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers
It's important to make a good first impression. Studies regularly show that people will begin deciding "who you are" before they've ever spoken a word to you. Therefore, one's appearance can be thought of as the first layer of a personality.…
Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears
Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…
Spicy South African Beef Jerky
You only live once. Probably. Ok, maybe you're a wizard or an alchemist and you're going to live a hundred times, whatever. The point is that you're alive on this planet right now and there are thousands of things you've…
Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears
We're going to assume you don't know what chamoy is because most people probably don't know. It's kind of like sangria, in that it's actual flavor can vary wildly based on what it's made out of but it's all called…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
Rapid Ramen Cooker
This cooks ramen in 4 minutes and you don't have to stand there watching it not be ready to eat while you're starving. Just put it in the microwave, do the right buttons and come back when it's ready to…
Donut Hole Maker
Everything good in life comes from holes, if you think about it. Treasure? Holes. Orgasms? Holes. It's a miracle that donut holes are still called donut holes. Spheres are literally the opposite of holes and it's honestly unfair of us as…
EXCLUSIVE: The Ultimate Pizza Party Swag List
Find what you love and let it kill you. -Charles Brewkowski The strongest bond in life is that between pizza and your mouth. The second strongest bond is between humans with a mutual admiration and respect for the ultimate food…
Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spices are pretty magical, if you think about it. What spices can do to food is so intense that they were basically currency for most of civilized history. So, yeah, totally makes sense to put your salt and pepper in…
Marshmallow Blaster
Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it. While researching this item, we came across all…
“Huevos” Rancheros mold
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…