All I Care About mug
Coffee mugs are a window to the soul. That's why everyone in the office is protective of their mug. It means something to them, which is pretty disturbing when you think about how many Garfield lovers you've worked with over…
EXCLUSIVE: St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl Needs
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
Flask Mittens
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Step away from the log, lady! That's no ordinary log - it dispenses a most valuable sap: booze! Or, well, okay, you could use it for non-alcoholic beverages, too, but let's be real... Nobody's buying this to drink water that's…
One Gallon Flask
That's a huge flask! The point of most flasks is to have a convenient and discreet method of carrying liquid, usually booze, on one's person. That is so not the point this time, folks! Well over a foot tall and weighing…
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
It's no Diamond Pickaxe but that Iron one gets the job done just as well! Here's a bottle opener for everyone who plans their entire week around how many hours of Minecraft they can get in if everything goes well.…
Checkers Shots
One fun thing that adults like to do is the exact same things they did when they were small children, only with a massive amount of booze involved. Ping pong? Beer pong. Battleship? Battle shots. Tic-tac-toe? Tic tac bro. While not…
Double-Tank Beverage Backpack
aka How to Make Friends in the Summer Most people would probably just use this double beverage tank to cart around mixers but you could go pro and do batches of margaritas, pina coladas, mojitos, pretty much any excellent summer…
Pink Flamingo Beer Bong
Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit
Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It's a skill and, some would even say, a talent. We've all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried…
Naughty n Nice Stay Puft Mug
Some days even coffee isn't enough to keep from turning you into an enormous evil marshmallow monster that wants to destroy an entire city and can only be killed by a massive explosion caused by crossing the streams of four…
Flask-in-a-Bible
Have you ever heard the phrase, "[person] always had a Bible in one hand and a bottle in the other"? Yeah, well, what about people who only have one hand? (Yeah, maybe you should try thinking before you say something…