Dickhead Mask
We'll go ahead and assume more of you will be purchasing this as a "gift" for someone else than as a great Halloween costume for yourself. But, hey, it takes a special kind of person to decide they should be…
Faded NASA T-Shirt
If you've got the right look, pretending to work for NASA is pretty easy to pull off when you're at a bar where nobody knows you. Do with that information what you will. Just sayin'. NASA put humans on the…
Greasy Pizza Shirt
In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy!" Yeah, he was probably talking about something else (like, a kielbasa) but you have to read between the lines and get to the heart of…
Sexy Raccoon Costume
Take a walk on the furry side in a full-body raccoon costume! Get in touch with your inner animal and look great as a human all at the same time. This backless outfit comes complete with a striped version…
Fur Division T-Shirt
People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…
Mr. Robot Evil Corp t-shirt
Did anyone else notice that the first season of Mr. Robot came and went right before the entire country became obsessed with megacorporations and their effect on the U.S. economy and society in general? It was almost prophetic. No show…
Pac-Man Yoga Pants
Decades before America became obsessed with Hot Yoga, we had a different kind of fever: Pac-Man Fever! Combine two fads into one with a pair of Pac-Man yoga pants! If you forget about the whole "sitting in the dark playing…
Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Retro Nipple Tassels
Va-va-voom! Unless you've recently been to a burlesque show or enjoy watching risqué movies about striptease clubs of days gone by, you may have no idea what you're looking at, here. We'll assume you know what nipple pasties are because drunkMall…
Glitter Lip Wrap
Glitter is the devil. Some call glitter the herpes of the crafts world. That makes sense. Herpes is forever and once you let glitter in your house or on your person, there is no going back. Assuming you've popped your…
Creepy Realistic Poodle Mask
These animals masks are getting out of control. When those horse masks first showed up, they were pretty deep in WTF territory. Now they seem tame in comparison to the things we've seen since then. The latest creeptastic costume to…
Japanese Godzilla Shirt
Godzilla is the king of all monsters. This is not open for debate. You can practically hear that ear-splitting scream when you look at the graphic on this t-shirt. The Japanese katakana characters up the right spell "GOJIRA," which is…