Meow-ami Vice T-Shirt
The people who make this shirt did not name the design Meow-ami Vice, which is a crime. But we did come up with it, so if you own a marketing agency and want to hire us to consult for you then…
LED Dog Collar
Help keep your dog (or ridiculously drunk human friend) safe on late-night walks with a super-bright LED light collar! [Dog lovers should read drunkMall's Human's Best Friend gift guide for dogs and those who love them!] Share this post!
Chameleon Tape Dispenser
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Psychedelic Pussy yoga pants
Awww, look at the pretty little kitty… Much like the Burning Man Galaxy yoga pants, this pair of leggings will tell everyone else way more about you than they probably ever care to know. These yoga pants are actually terrifying…
Knifecat T-Shirt
That cat looks awfully familiar but we don’t want to get anyone in to any trouble… The design of this shirt confirms a suspicion we’ve long held, which is that cats are murderous psychopaths and would kill us all if…
Pet Bowtie
Sometimes people act like animals are uncivilized and dumb but, like, what do you expect, bro? They can’t go out and get fitted for a suit - they don’t have thumbs! Help your little dude or dudette class the place…
Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout
We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…
Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn
Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…
Donkey’s Butt Cigarette Holder and Dispenser
Almost nobody smokes inside these days but if you’re the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson or something then this would be a great piece for your home office. Store your cigarettes in the pack on the beast of burden’s back.…
Sushi Cats
This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…
Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain
Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…
Reindeer Threesome Christmas Sweater
This is the ULTIMATE Christmas sweater - three (male) reindeer making a Rudolph sandwich for all the world to see! Those reindeer games sure have changed! Unlike other novelty sweaters (which we mostly hate and will make fun of on…