Duck Tea Infuser
People who drink tea apparently love stuff like this. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's all that tea. If you know someone who drinks a lot of tea, chances are good they'll get a kick out of this tea infuser that…
Celebrity Pet Manual
Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…
Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos
Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…
Werewolf Mask and Gloves
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…
Giant Swan Pool Float
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
Crazy Chihuahua Phone Case
A person's phone case should represent their personality. Some of you are are overexcited, crosseyed chihuahuas listening to music. You just are. This whole "life" experience will go a lot smoother for you if you accept this now and move…
Sexy Raccoon Costume
Take a walk on the furry side in a full-body raccoon costume! Get in touch with your inner animal and look great as a human all at the same time. This backless outfit comes complete with a striped version…
Fur Division T-Shirt
People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…
Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Creepy Realistic Poodle Mask
These animals masks are getting out of control. When those horse masks first showed up, they were pretty deep in WTF territory. Now they seem tame in comparison to the things we've seen since then. The latest creeptastic costume to…
Fake Bear Rug
Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche. If you're…
Dog Drying Machine
We don't seem to be any nearer to beginning our days on a grooming/feeding conveyor belt like George Jetson (which is total BS) but it looks like man's best friend is making moves towards the future. This thing is called the Puff-n-Fluff…