Whether you're chilling in the solar-powered kiddie pool jacuzzi out front of the double wide or snuck into a local motel's outdoor swimming pool, having a floating pink flamingo cup holder is pretty obviously the classy move. Hold your own beverage…
Backyard squirrels are always horsin' around anyway - make it official with a horse head feeder! If this reminds you of those super creepy horse head masks that became weirdly popular over the last three years or so, there's a…
This set of magnets looks like the backsides of a bunch of different barnyard animals! You've got a sheep's butt, a rooster's tail, a pig's rump, a bull's behind, a cow's udder-ly huge hind end and a horse's ass! It's…
Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
Awww, look at the cute little puppy dog doing a yoga pose! Wait a second... That dog's back feet are off the ground! It... It's twerking! Face down, ass up - that's the way we like to pup-py! Cue up…
Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…
Calling all fashionable Pokemon trainers! Act your inner child's age the next time you're dressed to the nines with a set of pokeball cuff links. Growing up has its pros and cons. Some cons are, like, having a boss and…
If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other…
Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
