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Murder Scene Terrarium

Murder Scene Terrarium

This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…

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Dana Scully Action Figure

Dana Scully Action Figure

The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…

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Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Now this is some #branding worth #engaging with - right, #millennials? Huy Fong Foods (the people who make, by far, the most popular sriracha sauce in America) was founded in 1980, so it's possible that they actually made retro trucker…

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Canned Scorpions

Canned Scorpions

It's a can of scorpions! Don't worry - they aren't alive. (Although, that's probably a thing somewhere in this crazy world.) These scorpions are meant to be served as a little snack... Each can contains two Chinese Armor Tail scorpions…

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LED Constellation Scarf

LED Constellation Scarf

You don't need a telescope to see how awesome this scarf is! This is a six foot long, double-layered scarf sewn by hand in The United States. Eco-friendly inks were used to print some of the famous star constellations from our…

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Moriarty on Canvas

Moriarty on Canvas

Is Moriarty the greatest villain of all time? If Sherlock Holmes is the greatest detective in history then one could certainly make the argument that, given the nature of their relationship and certain plot points which we won't spoil here,…

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New Year's Eve Photo Props

New Year’s Eve Photo Props

We're almost to the finish line in the marathon gauntlet that's been the year 2016! You know what that means?! It's almost time for everyone to realize that human beings made up this calendar year bullshit and 2017 will be…

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Virus Stress Ball

Virus Stress Ball

Stress balls have mutated! Whatever strain of virus or plague this is, it does look pretty gnarly... Without pressure applied, it looks like an ordinary squeeze ball. Blue with a black honeycomb grid all around the surface. But when squeezed,…

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Beer Bread Mix

Beer Bread Mix

Bake a fresh loaf of bread at home using your favorite beer! Making bread from scratch isn't that big of a deal. Just hardly anyone does it because you've got to go to the grocery store anyways and they've got…

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Bad Parking Job Magnets

Bad Parking Job Magnets

You know how sometimes you'll see someone who did such a bad job parking their vehicle that you almost feel an obligation to just hang out there until the driver comes back so you can make sure they've been told…

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Baconopoly

Baconopoly

Game night just got a lot saltier! Bacon-opoly takes a very familiar board game setup and takes it to hog heaven by throwing a bacon theme on every aspect of the game! (If they didn't rename Park Place "Pork Place"…

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Game of Thrones USB Drives

Game of Thrones USB Drives

When the final battle between the forces of Light and Darkness is done, you want your data to be as safe as the Iron Bank of Braavos, don't you? All men must die but all important files and documents must…

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