Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Tacos are everything. There once was a time when the world did not have a taco emoji. Can you imagine? For real, ask someone who was there - they’ll tell you. The year was 2015. We had all these emoji.…
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…
Aw, yeah! Texting can be brutal in cold climates. Use any part of your body on a touchscreen and it works fine. (Any part. We checked. Yeah, we checked that part, too.) But just try texting while wearing your favorite…
Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…
What says “warmth” like a fresh batch of McDonald’s fries? Some of you Northerners out there have probably actually used a large fry to keep your hands warm on especially cold days. What if your hands could do more than borrow…
A lot of people have asked why we aren’t posting more ugly Christmas sweaters. We assume those people must have broken the rest of their Internet because every other website in the galaxy won’t shut the eff up with the…
It’ll be a White Christmas - one way or another! Global warming got you down? Tired of looking up at the sky, waiting for frozen condensation to slowly descend like angel dandruff from the clouds? You need to know about…
Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day. Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and…
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
This is how to keep your toes warm even though you’re dead inside. Looks like we’ve got some gravestones with crosses, Jack Skellington heads, bats and crossed bones - yep, certified mall goth apparel! In all seriousness, some of you…