WWE Dessert Plates
Get ready to put the smackdown on snack town! Brother, when you eat cake and ice cream off of these officially licensed WWE dessert party plates, it tastes almost as sweet as winning that championship belt in a Triple Threat Cage…
The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever
No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Bulk-Fill Water Balloons
Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…
DIY Sushi Candy Kit
Assemble your own fun and flavorful sushi candy! Some Westerners think sushi is nothing but "raw fish" and, of course, they couldn't be more wrong. The experience is as much about the craft of assembling the meal as it is…
12 Mini Pullback Race Cars
Who's up for an old fashioned pullback toy car race?! The thing about kids' toys is that they're wasted on kids. When you're a child, you have no patience or vision for taking a game to its highest heights. Everyone…
Darth Vader Molded Backpack
"I find your lack of Star Wars merchandise disturbing..." Seriously, did anyone notice how pedal-to-the-metal they went with licensing Star Wars out for consumer merchandise for this last movie? Some people were acting like it's always been that way with the…
Solar Panel Phone Charger Hat
We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
50 Random Stamps
Need some stamps? We found a lot of stamps. Holy shit, like, really, a lot of stamps. 50, in fact. 50 stamps. A lot of you are probably wondering right now why anyone would want or need to have 50…
Spider Earrings
Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…
8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses
Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…
Pocket Scream
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…
Giant Octopus Kite
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…