Pet Bowtie
Sometimes people act like animals are uncivilized and dumb but, like, what do you expect, bro? They can’t go out and get fitted for a suit - they don’t have thumbs! Help your little dude or dudette class the place…
Giant Beetle Paperweight
Goth kids have to buy each other presents, too, you know. This is an actual bat - Pipstrellus javanicus, according to the Latin in the shadowbox, but, hey, we don’t speak Latin, so that could say anything in the world and…
Stretchy Skeleton Leggings and Tank Top
It’s almost time to figure out your Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank Halloween costumes, ladies! Nah, just kidding. This is a sweet hot yoga outfit though. Or! If you buy this outfit then you’re basically guaranteeing that laundry day is WAY more interesting…
Buttwiser T-Shirt
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Gallium: The “Melt in Your Hand” Metal
No idea what you would actually do with this, other than have it and show it to people. Maybe this would be your thing if you were really in to The Secret World of Alex Mack girl. It is pretty…
The Godzilla Collection, Volumes 1 and 2
There used to be at least one good Godzilla movie marathon a year on TV when we were kids. If you never watched one, you have no idea what you’re missing. Godzilla movies follow a very simple formula and it’s…
Teeny Tiny Camera
A miniature camera that can take photo & video while being small enough to fit on your fingertip. Comes with a wrist strap, mini USB cable and user manual. Software seems to be Windows only... Share this post!
Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt
Based on how many of you ordered the bulk bags of cereal marshmallows, it’s safe to say this shirt will be a hit at drunkMall! Super-soft, high quality fabric with a realistic print of Lucky Charms marshmallows - what’s not…
“PAWS” t-shirt
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…
USB Mixtape gift set
This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…