February 14th is Singles Awareness Day. Condoms are maybe the most important part of a successful career as a single person in today's dating pool. Everyone knows this by now, right? Riiiight? You crazy kids... Your wine is no different.…
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…
This cooks ramen in 4 minutes and you don't have to stand there watching it not be ready to eat while you're starving. Just put it in the microwave, do the right buttons and come back when it's ready to…
Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…
Are you freakin' seeing this?! This is a real thing! It's a phone case made out of some kind of material Neil DeGrasse Tyson probably knows all about but we've never heard of and it sticks to "most smooth, flat…
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…
By the time you read this, the Ty-Lite will either have already gone viral or been filed under good ideas that didn’t work. Maybe both! If you haven’t heard of it, the Ty-Lite is a phone case designed by Ty…
Yeah, yeah, there are probably like ninety apps that do this... Nobody cares about your sick relationship with the app store, brah. Don’t be that guy. Let people have hobbies or even, like, casually vague interests without flexing millennial nuts…