Grumpy Care Bear sticker
Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…
Two-Finger Salute Phone Case
"Ayyy, lemme get them digits!" 'All right... Here's one digit. And here's the other!' Y'all are welcome to use that but please tweet the story to us if you do: @drunkMall Human strangers are the worst kind of stranger. At…
Brass Balls keychain
The (veiny) attention to detail here is admirable. This keychain is obviously our Singles Awareness Day countdown item of the day. Why? Because guys in relationships don't get to bring their balls with them when they leave the house. "Freedom" is…
Least Hated gift card
February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…
Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears
Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…
X-Files Prayer Candles
There are many unsolved mysteries in this universe. Some find it best to try and not think about that. However, there are others who'll never be able to stop searching for answers to the great secrets of life. Are we alone? Are…
Singles Awareness Day countdown
Hopefully you've already noticed a new tag in use on drunkMall, or at least seen a few posts here and there with the letters "SAD" at the beginning of them and wondered what was up with that. Here's what's up with…
Custom Guitar Pick Maker
You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…
Solar-Powered Double Rainbow Gadget
Everyone knows how exciting double rainbows are, right?! They're SO intense! Whoa my god! What does it mean?! Okay, okay, this device won't make the same kind of double rainbows that we all saw in the guy's video. But it…
Dead Pin-Ups playing cards
Dia de los Muertos is still months away but a unique deck of playing cards comes in handy year-round. Combining the sugar skull aesthetic with common themes in burlesque pin-up art, Day of the Dolls playing cards are unlike any…
Badass Cobra Lighter
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…