Cthulhu Car Emblem
Feeling unrepresented in the tailgate emblem conversation? Christians have their Jesus fish. Scientists have the fish with legs on it (because evolution). And then both of those groups have versions of the fish making fun of the other group's fish..…
Caped Superman Socks
Look, down at the ground! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's a pair of awesome caped superman socks! Yes, that's exactly right! It's a pair of crew socks designed to look like the classic and iconic Superman…
Slice Slice Baby Pizza Shirt
This has "new favorite t-shit" written all over it. (Not, like, literally. Literally, it has "SLICE SLICE BABY" written all over it. Like, literally that's a picture of the shirt right there. That's what's on the shirt." But look at…
French Fry Lip Balm
It gets more difficult to justify eating french fries every year. Like, it's bad for you. Duh. Everybody gets that. But just about everything that's worth doing is "bad" for you and we do it anyway. The real problem is…
EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…
Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask
You ever notice that when someone in a movie uses a sleep mask they always get bothered by other people? It's weird. That probably wouldn't happen if everyone was scared to bother them, though. And people might be scared to…
Nerf Herder Stash Bag
Are you a Nerf Herder? To some people it's an insult. But to others, it's a way of life! (And to many more people than either of those groups, it's an inside joke from the Star Wars movies. Get with…
Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
Left Shark Sunglasses
In February of 2015, Katy Perry played the Halftime Show at The Super Bowl and it's a performance that will live on through the ages. Not necessarily because of Katy's actual performance, which was amazing. But because of one man...…
Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys
A lot of comic book fans were unhappy with Batman vs. Superman. With a title like that, it's easy to see how critical expectations got out of hand: "Will there be enough Batman? Oh, but then what about Superman? Ugh,…
Notorious BIG Collectible Figure
It ain't life-size and it may not even be accurate to scale but this collectible Notorious B.I.G. figure is a massive hit here at drunkMall! Hip-hop doesn't get any better than Biggie Smalls. You can argue that some other MCs…