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Totino's Can Cozy

Totino’s Can Cozy

It's not impossible to enjoy a huge pile of pizza rolls without a beer to drink but, like, why would you even want to do that if you have a choice? If there's one thing #millennials love more than pizza products,…

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Sushi Towel

Sushi Towel

Who doesn't love sushi?! Sushi is a beautiful food. We're not talking about any of those deep-fried cream cheese rolls. That stuff is ridiculous. Traditional sushi. The old-school stuff. Fish and rice and sea weed. It's considered an art form…

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Spider Earrings

Spider Earrings

Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…

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Pizza Scissors

Pizza Scissors

Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…

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8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses

8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses

Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…

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Flexible Phone Charger Stand

Flexible Phone Charger Stand

An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…

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Brass Balls Door Knocker

Brass Balls Door Knocker

You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Socks

Peanut Butter and Jelly Socks

Mismatched socks are all the rage right now but what goes together better than peanut butter and jelly? So are these really mismatched or are they perfectly matched? You decide. These are a customized pair of Nike Dri-Fit socks. So it's…

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Putin on a Bear Figure

Putin on a Bear Figure

It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…

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Beer Disguise Wraps

Beer Disguise Wraps

Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…

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Floating Sunglasses

Floating Sunglasses

Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…

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OMG Phone Cases!!!

EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!

There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…

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