SPRING BREAK: Pool Party
You better be ready to get wet! Whatever else is going on in your world, good or bad, doesn't matter to the weather. When the sun comes out to play, you gotta forget all that other business and start figuring…
Pool Volleyball Net
Everyone loves watersports, especially rich and powerful people. Because they have their own pools, you know? When you have your own pool you don't have to mix your watersports with other people's watersports. You just decide when to do some…
Ladder Toss Game
Good weather is all about having a few drinks with some friends and then playing some sort of game outdoors which requires some but very little physical effort. Add this ladder toss game to the same category as horseshoes, croquet,…
Awesome Frisbee Game
While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…
Magnetic Table Hockey
Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…
Smart Bobber
Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…
Self Rolling Yoga Mat
When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…
EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!
In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…
EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff
Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…
Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…
Motivational Water Bottle
There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…
Miniature Exercise Bike
Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…