Faded NASA T-Shirt
If you've got the right look, pretending to work for NASA is pretty easy to pull off when you're at a bar where nobody knows you. Do with that information what you will. Just sayin'. NASA put humans on the…
Greasy Pizza Shirt
In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy!" Yeah, he was probably talking about something else (like, a kielbasa) but you have to read between the lines and get to the heart of…
Fur Division T-Shirt
People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…
Mr. Robot Evil Corp t-shirt
Did anyone else notice that the first season of Mr. Robot came and went right before the entire country became obsessed with megacorporations and their effect on the U.S. economy and society in general? It was almost prophetic. No show…
Japanese Godzilla Shirt
Godzilla is the king of all monsters. This is not open for debate. You can practically hear that ear-splitting scream when you look at the graphic on this t-shirt. The Japanese katakana characters up the right spell "GOJIRA," which is…
Sushi Roll T-Shirt
There are two areas of life where freshness is a necessity: sushi your wardrobe Would you eat sushi that wasn't fresh? No! We all know the dangers of eating a sketchy tuna roll and it just ain't worth it. So…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt
Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…
Ice Bucket Tee Shirt
Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…
Rocket Launch LED Shirt
It's time to address the lack of animated LED t-shirts in your wardrobe. You probably don't even have any regular shirts with rockets on them either, which is also a problem. Today's your lucky day! Depicting a powerful rocket launch scene…
Crows Before Hoes shirt
Game of Thrones is coming back and holy hype train, Batman, everyone is starting to get real excited, especially because they're all out of source material! Spoiler alert, George double-R Martin writes slow as balls because every time he tries…
Luck You shirt
St. Patrick's Day is like the Olympics for alcoholics. If you've been out of the game for a while, you can't just come right back off the bench and expect to go the distance. It'll be a blowout. There's a lot…
Gold Clock on a Chain shirt
Wearing a full-sized clock on a gold chain around your neck, while undoubtedly dope, is a bit inconvenient, if you're one of the few people to never have tried it. Sure, when you're trying it on at home in front…