Hipster Santa Claus T-Shirt
Here’s a new addition to the “Hipster or Homeless?” game. What if that hipster or homeless person is secretly Santa Claus?! We’re going to assume this shirt is supposed to be ironic but maybe it’s in that way where the…
Un-Athletic T-Shirt
Ah, the delicious irony! Here’s a shirt for those of us who always find ourselves meeting up with friends at sports bars even though we don’t give a damn about sports. Or maybe you need something to wear at your…
Buttwiser T-Shirt
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
Neon Rainbow DARE T-Shirt
D.A.R.E. to wear this t-shirt and have people wonder if you’re an eccentric straight-edge or an ironic hipster! Even if you’re neither but you want to trick people into thinking you’re cool and/or interesting, you can try this shirt. Take…
Screw It T-Shirt
Here’s a nice thing for those “probably alcoholic but nobody ever says it out loud” Moms this Christmas! The shirt says “Screw It” but then there’s a corkscrew under that, so, it’s, like, funny? If you like this shirt, you’ll be…
Social Media Whore T-Shirt
This one goes out to all the branding specialists, social media gurus, Instagram influencers & hashtag aficionados acting like you’re working the hustle. You’re really just an annoying idiot with a smartphone and 15k fake followers. We all know you…
Gangasaurus T-Shirt
The creator of this shirt emailed us to ask if we like it enough to put it on drunkMall - and of course we do! It’s a dinosaur with sunglasses! The designer is Fossilized Fashions and they have several other…
Hail Pizza Pentagram Shirt
drunkMall recognizes no sovereign entity except for pizza. Partake in worship of the sacred cheese wheel with this “HAIL PIZZA” shirt, emblazoned with a pizza sliced via pentagram. Fun Fact: if your local pizza place is even remotely cool, you can…
Rogue Dead Guy Ale Women’s T-Shirt
Dead Guy is an incredible beer and we’re feeling the vibe of this t-shirt. Officially licensed, high quality print on 100% cotton shirt! We already posted some Rogue Brewery stout beer glasses, so you know we love Rogue beers and…
Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt
Based on how many of you ordered the bulk bags of cereal marshmallows, it’s safe to say this shirt will be a hit at drunkMall! Super-soft, high quality fabric with a realistic print of Lucky Charms marshmallows - what’s not…
“PAWS” t-shirt
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…
Shopping Is My Cardio t-shirt
If you couldn’t make yourself pull the trigger on the elliptical machine then maybe this t-shirt is more your style… We like to do all of our shopping online, so it doesn’t really fit our lifestyle but if you’re one…