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It's important to make a good first impression. Studies regularly show that people will begin deciding "who you are" before they've ever spoken a word to you. Therefore, one's appearance can be thought of as the first layer of a personality.…
Who ever thought the future would be a place where we don’t do laundry anymore? We’re here for it! Zero idea how it works but this fabric is apparently just like “nah” whenever any sort of liquid (like wine) tries to…
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It’s almost time to figure out your Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank Halloween costumes, ladies! Nah, just kidding. This is a sweet hot yoga outfit though. Or! If you buy this outfit then you’re basically guaranteeing that laundry day is WAY more interesting…
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