Glow-in-the-Dark Unbreakable Pints
It's the season of poolside and beach hangs, which means it's also the season of NO GLASS signs posted up on the outside of all the best party spots. If you like drinking canned beer, that's fine. But what's a…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…
Dog Poncho
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Solar-Powered Fan Hat
Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…
Extreme Ironing Photo Book
It's the latest craze in extreme household chores! Phil Shaw has risked life and limb to put together this beautiful and inspiring photobook of extreme ironing, the sport he founded in 1997. Extreme Ironing takes household chores to the most death-defying environments…
American Flag Cornhole Bags
Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…
Mexican Poncho
There are many versions of a poncho. You can drop a couple grand on Rodeo Drive for some version of a poncho that'll look great on your #influencer Instagram when you post selfies of hanging out in VIP at Coachella…
SUV Air Mattress
You know what this is for! Hell, we almost filed this post under the SEX category... But, yeah. If the only reason you're going "camping" is so you can get some alone time with that special someone, you don't have…
Phone-Powered Fan
If you go to a music festival, there's a super easy way to spot the people you want to be your new friends: look for the person or persons using their phone non-stop, like they couldn't care less how long…
Wilderness Survival Guide
Another title for this book could have been How to Not Die in the Woods. Hell, we could have written that book ourselves. It would've been very short, though. One sentence, in fact: Don't go in the woods. But…