Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
It's not fair that people think adults who carry backpacks everywhere are drug dealers. Look at this backpack! We didn't have anything even close to this awesome when we were kids! It's not right and it's not fair. So, you…
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Did someone sneak special mushrooms on our pizza? Because we are TRIPPING OUT over this sweater! Super Mario Bros. is what's up, it's what's always been up and it's what always will be up. Super Mario forever! Smoke all those…
Of Time? Well, sure! Everything is “of” time, isn’t it? As Ray Cummings said, “Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.” Ah, good one, Ray! We didn’t know they had the chronic back in 1922. Those were different times... Is…
If you don’t like The Legend of Zelda games, we can’t be friends. It’s that simple. Nobody cares if there are more complicated or customizable games with better graphics or whatever else. Zelda is the best. Full stop. This canvas…
One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…
Seriously, all of you entrepreneurs out there, before you name your products, send us an email, pay us a grand and we’ll name your products for you! That’s pretty damn cheap and our track record of coming up with awesome…
Maria and Louise always played video games when they were growing up. Not because they only hung out with boys who played video games. Not because they didn’t like other things that girls are “supposed” to like. They just liked playing…
The Legend of Zelda is drunkMall’s favorite video game franchise because we’re just that basic. For some people, having a regal Bill Murray shower curtain is a much too serious and adult-y thing to face in the mornings, so this…
this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…
No, this box doesn’t contain a magic mushroom that will make you grow taller but once it’s in your possession you can put whatever you want in it! 2″ on each side, this little cube is a replication of the…