If wearing high heel shoes came with an instruction manual, there would be a chapter called Unwanted Male Attention. (And since that's an accidental acronym, it would be illustrated with photographs of Uma Thurman being a bad bitch.) The thing about…
Every office has that one person. Ugh. You know the one. Always making sure everyone knows how good of a job they did with the job but really all they did was their job. It's like, yeah, great job on…
Here's one for all you teabaggers out there! The waiting is the hardest part. You can see it on the little teacup's face. He's been patiently waiting 3-5 minutes to steep the perfect brew before he could get to the…
Game of Thrones-inspired ale tankards, hand-made from real ox horn! You can’t really tell in the photo but this thing is gigantic. AleHorn’s site says it holds 16+ oz. but each horn is unique so that’s just, like, a…
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
A pun! About tea! How deliciously wicked! Who ever would have thought! Calm down, we like the mug, too. We’re posting it aren’t we? This is happening because everyone keeps talking about Adele’s “Hello” and it’s like, “No, hello to you, Adele.…
Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
Someone told us we had to post these mugs. We don’t know why but we’re such caffeine freaks over here at drunkMall that we’ll pretty much post anything to do with coffee or tea. It’s like, man, if we don’t…
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…