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The Internet Needs Me T-Shirt

The Internet Needs Me T-Shirt

We keep finding these “sassy” t-shirts. Who makes all the sassy t-shirts? Listen, if you’re walking around wearing an article of clothing that has a hashtag on it and you think you’re being ironic? You’re not. Embrace it. Where once was…

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‘90s "Jazz Design" Boat Shorts

‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts

Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…

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Sad Pepe T-Shirt

Sad Pepe T-Shirt

Hey, hey! It’s Pepe! Listen, people who are, like, sad or something, shouldn’t buy this shirt. That’s just annoying. This shirt is for happy people to wear ironically - it’s all the rage, this irony. Feels bad, man. [There's always more dankness to…

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Black Metal Bernie Sanders t-shirt

Black Metal Bernie Sanders t-shirt

The only way Bernie Sanders could be more threatening to the current state of rule in America would be if he rolled out to the podium in full corpse paint. And, this is why we love The Internet - now…

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Hipster Santa Claus T-Shirt

Hipster Santa Claus T-Shirt

Here’s a new addition to the “Hipster or Homeless?” game. What if that hipster or homeless person is secretly Santa Claus?! We’re going to assume this shirt is supposed to be ironic but maybe it’s in that way where the…

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Domo monster toaster

Domo monster toaster

DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…

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Selfie Stick Aerobics

Selfie Stick Aerobics

While not exactly a viral sensation, Selfie Stick Aerobics is making the rounds and could be the next big thing any day now. The lesson is free, however, you’ll need at least a selfie stick to follow along at home…

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Social Media Whore T-Shirt

Social Media Whore T-Shirt

This one goes out to all the branding specialists, social media gurus, Instagram influencers & hashtag aficionados acting like you’re working the hustle. You’re really just an annoying idiot with a smartphone and 15k fake followers. We all know you…

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Netflix and Chill condoms

Netflix and Chill condoms

Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…

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Dreamy Nic Cage Pillow Case

Dreamy Nic Cage Pillow Case

Succumb to the sinewy arms and firey gaze of the #OneTrueGod, that he may enter thine dreams nightly, forever and ever… Yea, thou Nicolas Cage be but one God, his presence may be known in many places, least of all…

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Pumpkin Spice Fudge

Pumpkin Spice Fudge

If you thought you were basic before, wait until you get this delicious pumpkin spice flavor fudge in your mouth! It's like an adventurous flavor adventure of flavor that's still totally safe and unlikely to cause too much excitement to…

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