Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…
Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…
Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…
Ooh, this is great! Now, you might think, “Who needs a mug that stirs itself at the press of a button?” Well, friend, we’ll tell you some people who might want one! Your mom Lazy people People who forget to drink…
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…
This Iso•Cool pillow features Phase Change Material beads, which sense the temperature of your body and adjust their own temperature accordingly. You can have your pillow made from spiral-spun polyester or memory foam. [Find more cheat codes for existence in…