The Michigan Mitten
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine
It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…
More Edges Brownie Pan
So, we just found out that some people think brownies from the outside of the pan are better, because of the “edge” part. Who are you people? Tell us in the comments why you love edges so much - we don’t…
Automatic Card Shuffler
Holidays at drunkMall HQ means card games. Lots and lots of card games. We can’t watch TV anymore with Grandpa getting all worked up over American Horror Story previews or Obama, so canasta it is! Thing is, if we have…
The Knockout: Beer Bong and One-Hitter
We used to have a beer bottle attachment that worked the same as the beer bong part of this and it was danger. While it was a lot of fun winning bets in biker bars over who could drink a…
Mini Electric S’Mores Toaster
First off, there’s nothing like a marshmallow roasted over a camp fire, so don’t even trip. That being said, partying near an open flame can be risky and most dorm rooms don’t have fire pits, so… This cute little electric…
Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves
Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…
Fruit-Infused Water Bottles
Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…
Anti-Roll Fridge Mat
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
The Liberator Play Time Pillow
We were watching Master of None the other night and Aziz Ansari’s character came home to show his girlfriend the new sex pillow he’s just bought, called The Liberator. We thought that was funny, so we looked it up and…
Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Wearable Sleeping Bag
For those of us still unfortunate enough to experience the season they’ll call “Winter” in the history books of the future, getting out of bed in the morning sucks. For the same reason babies cry upon their exit from the womb,…