Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…
Self-improvement is very important. Not because, like, it makes you better. Hahaha! Is that what you thought we meant?! Oh, sweetie... No... Self-improvement is important because everyone is delusional. We all have a fantasy life that we're trying to turn into a reality. We…
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
Step away from the log, lady! That's no ordinary log - it dispenses a most valuable sap: booze! Or, well, okay, you could use it for non-alcoholic beverages, too, but let's be real... Nobody's buying this to drink water that's…
Are you the kind of person who has trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Would you classify yourself as a "Snooze Addict," hitting that "five more minutes" button over and over again? Take control of your mornings back…
That's a huge flask! The point of most flasks is to have a convenient and discreet method of carrying liquid, usually booze, on one's person. That is so not the point this time, folks! Well over a foot tall and weighing…
aka How to Make Friends in the Summer Most people would probably just use this double beverage tank to cart around mixers but you could go pro and do batches of margaritas, pina coladas, mojitos, pretty much any excellent summer…