First off, there’s nothing like a marshmallow roasted over a camp fire, so don’t even trip. That being said, partying near an open flame can be risky and most dorm rooms don’t have fire pits, so… This cute little electric…
Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…
No matter how big or small, any home entertainment setup gets a whole lot more awesome when a theater style popcorn machine is added to the party! We wouldn’t host a Mr. Robot marathon without it. The machine runs off…
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…
If you happen to be browsing drunkMall while, um, “up” instead of “down,” we’d like to issue you a formal apology for the extremely stimulating image to which you were just exposed. Initial exposure to cake-sicles is usually not met…
Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…
You’re gonna eat a McWhat?! Nah, that’s cool. We’re just gonna hang back and feast like gods because we have this machine that hooks up the toasted muffins, poached eggs and warmed breakfast meats! This changes so much.... Share this…
Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…