Hunky Jewelry Holder
Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…
GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!
The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…
Cool Watch
60 LED lights in one wristwatch? This is what happens when the sci fi fans grow up to become watchmakers, isn't it? Looks pretty amazing though, gotta admit! This watch is entirely black without the face lit up, so it's…
Tongue Jewelry
Anyone still got a tongue piercing out there? What's that? The porn stars do? Okay, well here's one for the porn stars, then. Actually, this is just an example of one. They have like over 30 designs of tongue jewelry…
Golden Snitch Cufflinks
The franchise merchandising that keeps on giving... No, it's not whatever other dorky mega-billion dollar movie franchise you also love and love to talk about loving so much so people know it's part of your identity - it's Harry Potter!…
No Duh Pin
Kids these days don't understand what it's like. They got their pokey mans and battery-operated doo dads with the angry turkeys and candy smashers and all. But you remember what it's like to not have any toys for play time…
Rose Gold Bracelet Flask
You can feel like the fanciest booze smuggler ever with this flask! What looks like a rose gold chunky bracelet is in fact a secret vessel for storing and transporting the beverage of your choice. Let's be honest, 90% of…
Palm Reader Jewelry Stand
You don't have to be a psychic to own this palm reader jewelry stand! In fact, this is maybe the only jewelry stand in the solar system that can actually teach you how to read palms! See, those little symbols…
Human Organs Pins
Wear your heart (or eye ball or brain or tooth) on your sleeve, lapel, jacket or even a backpack! This line of enamel pins is modeled after the human body. More in a biology way than a weird way, though.…
Light Up Choker
Stop wondering if anyone can see your perfect choker in the dark club! With a simple-to-use on/off switch, you can illuminate the current trendiest neck accessory whenever you like. The picture up there does look pretty rad and you should…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Open Mind Pin
Show off your ability to keep an open mind with a small but eye-catching enamel pin! We could probably find and post some ass-kissing quotes about how open-minded people are better than close-minded people. But that's just not our style and,…