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Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Don't be scared to reach for the spices - they don't bite! Give your dinner a vampire's kiss of salt or pepper with these wickedly cute table shakers! The shaker set is truly adorable. One shaker leans in to kiss…

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Liquid Fudges

Liquid Fudges

Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…

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Frustratingly Difficult Word Search Book

Frustratingly Difficult Word Search Book

You may be surprised that, "Damn, I wish this word search was harder," is a thought that's been had but at least one person has sat around thinking that exact thing, apparently. Ivan Samokish is a web developer who's self-published a…

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Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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How to Not Give a Fuck

How to Not Give a Fuck

Not giving a fuck. Apparently it's an art form and a subtle one at that. The "careless slacker" character has been kicking around in fiction for hundreds of years. What Mark Manson's book seems to suggest is that this stereotype…

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Best Bitches Keychains Set

Best Bitches Keychains Set

Start figuring out who your best bestie is because these keychains are far too adorable to pass up! Unless you want to go ahead and pick up 4 or 6 of them to not leave out anyone in the squad…

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Saddle Shoes

Saddle Shoes

Strap some retro style onto your feet with a pair of cute saddle shoe heels. This style is back with vintage looks to kill thanks to shows like Westworld and the massively popular Twin Peaks' return to television, as if you…

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STFU Phone Case

STFU Phone Case

The official phone case of everyone who makes sure they stare intently at their phone the entire time they're in public so hopefully people will leave them alone. You won't have to worry about accidentally smiling or laughing at something…

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Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Crying Unicorn Candle

Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…

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Horse Romance Novel

Horse Romance Novel

Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…

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Wifi and Pizza Tapestry

Wifi and Pizza Tapestry

There's no rule that says your best friends have to be humans. Ask an animal owner. Heck, your best friend doesn't have to be a living creature! Where would you be without pizza in your life? How about if wireless…

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