EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Chill Blanket
Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…
Silicone Shot Mold
Can you freeze it, bake it or leave it in the refrigerator to "set" into a solid form? Then you can use this silicone mold to turn it into a shot "glass!" Of course, since this is food-grade silicone rubber,…
Buttloose Tina Belcher
This Tina Belcher collectible figure is on the loose - buttloose! Fans of the stupendous cartoon series Bob's Burgers know Tina as a precocious youth. The age of 13 has found Tina a passionate devotee of such interests as rainbows,…
Spill-Proof Travel Mug
Get this spill-proof mug into your life and kick spilled coffee out of your life! Spilled coffee is upsetting for several reasons. Nobody likes feeling stupid for accidentally dumping their beverage all over the place. If the drink gets all…
Fuckboy Bot
Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…
Brodie Shades
Sup, Brodie! Apparently there's an entire brand of sunglasses devoted to this wacky style of throwback shades. In various combinations of clashing neon colors and those boxy "oil slick" lenses, the Brodie Neff line would look perfect on the coach…
Straw Spoons
Life Hack: enjoy milkshakes! Life Hack Life Hack: use a spoon with a straw built into it! Runny milkshakes are a scam but a shake can also be way too thick to be enjoyed by whatever puny straw you've got at…
Intense Sphynx Cat Mask
Did Egyptians really worship cats? We have no idea. But if their cats looked half as intense as this cat mask, then it would be totally understandable. This thing is downright intimidating. Imagine if you saw a 6 foot tall Sphynx…
Motivational Water Bottle
There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…
Purple Zebra Bedding Set
Now this is how to set a vibe in a bedroom. Is there any confusion about what purple zebra print bedding means? It means welcome to the jungle, baby! You just entered the territory of a wild animal and you…