Teach Yourself How to Pick Locks
All right, 007, here’s your chance to learn at least one of the skills your 8 year-old self would be pissed at you for not already knowing by now: lock-picking All you’ll need is a good set of lock picks…
Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…
Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive
If you’re looking for a convenient USB stick, this is the polar opposite of that! If you’ve never seen one of these before, congratulations on not knowing any hipsters. It’s a radio tube, like the ones that used to go…
Sushi Socks
Sushi is delicious but it’s also a beautiful visual, which is why we’re always delighted to find clothing items which feature nigiri and maki! (Like this sweater.) Today we have sushi socks featuring salmon, tuna, salmon roe and tamago nigiri…
Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Globe Fire Pit
Some men just want to watch the world burn… And now they can every time they want to have a backyard fire with this carbon steel fire pit in the shape of Earth! Made from .25-inch-thick steel and featuring an…
“Levitating” Coffee Mug
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
Epic Laser Light w/ Remote Control
Lasers make things better. Think about it. What did Dr. Evil want to strap to sharks’ heads to make them even more ferocious killing machines? If you said “lasers,“ congratulations on not being a dumbass. That’s right, LASERS ARE FREAKING COOL!…
Moose Skull Bookends
Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera
This is a serious drone! With such great ratings and reviews, the Quadcopter is hard to beat! Incredible controls keep the 4K Ultra HD footage stable but with a high accident rating, it’s durable, too! The description says it’s illegal…