Pizza Scissors
Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…
Flexible Phone Charger Stand
An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…
The 4-Hour Workweek
There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Socks
Mismatched socks are all the rage right now but what goes together better than peanut butter and jelly? So are these really mismatched or are they perfectly matched? You decide. These are a customized pair of Nike Dri-Fit socks. So it's…
Putin on a Bear Figure
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Beer Disguise Wraps
Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
Floating Sunglasses
Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…
EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…
One Hand Phone Strap
A small strap that attaches to the back of a phone to make it easy to hold with one hand? Uh, yes, please! Honestly, why don't phones ship with these installed already? Oh, because everyone's obsessed with being able to…
Keyless Entry Smart Lock
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…