Baphomet Statue
Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…
Dog Feeding Checklist
Did you feed the dog? Sure. Because you remember seeing that bracelet on your wrist when you got the scoop and filled the dog bowl. But, wait, that was yesterday because you aren't wearing the bracelet. So did you feed…
Columbo Sweater
Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and talent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…
Orangina Sour Gummies
The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Memory Foam Wallet
This is basically the Crocs of wallets. Crocs - who ever thought that a type of footwear could compete with Nickelback for the title of Most Easily Mocked Thing in Western Society? But have you ever tried a pair on,…
Touchscreen Upgrade Kit
Add touchscreen capability to your laptop with no special tech knowledge required at all! In theory, those convertible tablet/laptop units seem like a great idea but the reality is almost always a bummer. Tablets just can't duplicate the functionality of…
Easy Snow Removal System
Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…
USS Enterprise Bottle Opener
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
Giant Fist Drink Holder
As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…
Thin Mints Cereal
Do we even need to write anything about this product? It's officially licensed Thin Mints cereal. If you aren't already looking for the button you need to click to get at least one box of this on the way to…
Smart Bobber
Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…