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Raptor Egg Candle

Raptor Egg Candle

For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Show off your love for the best food ever invented with some flashy pizza jewelry! Pizza looked like it was in trouble for a while there. Pretty much every single fad diet that's come to popularity since the nineties has…

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Kaleidoscope Glasses

Kaleidoscope Glasses

See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…

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Vintage Boyz II Men Shirt

Vintage Boyz II Men Shirt

Seems like people wanna try and forget about Boyz II Men or some shit these days. Which is pure foolishness because half the people reading this wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for B2M. Just look at your fucking dad. You think…

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punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Smart Bikinis

Smart Bikinis

Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…

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Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…

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Assorted Temporary Tattoos

Assorted Temporary Tattoos

It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…

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Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…

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Candy Leggings

Candy Leggings

How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…

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X-Ray Oven Mitt

X-Ray Oven Mitt

Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…

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