We’re nearly speechless in awe of such a fantastic rug. It’s almost indescribable. Like, if you had to explain it to someone who couldn’t see it, words could never do it justice. There’s Pegasus, the mythological winged unicorn, standing on,…
What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…
Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
These cookies are kind of like “bedroom coupons” with an element of surprise (and open-mindedness) because you won’t know what the fortune says until it gets opened. For bonus points, make dinner plans at a (nice) Chinese place and arrange beforehand…
Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
We don’t get the opportunity to post much fine art on drunkMall because “pearls before swine” and all that - but this here is some art and it is damn fine. Ah, yes, you can see what the artist has done…
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
Someone told us we had to post these mugs. We don’t know why but we’re such caffeine freaks over here at drunkMall that we’ll pretty much post anything to do with coffee or tea. It’s like, man, if we don’t…
Hey, guys, you can stop asking Santa for x-ray vision. Problem solved. Much like the beloved selfie shirt, TitTees answer the question, “Why don’t I have a t shirt with a picture of my own boobs on it?” Indeed, why don’t…
We had to go deep into Amazon to come back out with this treasure, ladies and gentlemen, but we think it was worth it. The description is basically non-existent but does that even matter? How much more nostalgic can it…