Chewbacca Hoodie
Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…
Golden Girls Funko Dolls
Hit it, girls! If you miss The Golden Girls half as much as you should then you'll be so excited to see them turned into these amazing Funko POP dolls! No matter which of the old broads is your favorite,…
Blueberry Marshmallow Candy
Okay, so you know how regular marshmallows are super awesome? Forget about those. As usual, Japan is so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to the sweets game... These are little marshmallows, similar to the…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
Pinata Clock
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Drinking and Drawing Activity Book
Drinking and Drawing is WAY BETTER than a lot of other words that could go in the blank after Drinking and _____. Shit, it's probably even the best word that can go in that blank that stars with the letter "d."…
Sexy Merman Ornament
Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…
Spider Dog Costume
Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever, a spider dog does... Okay the theme song needs work but look at how cute this pet costume is! Give your dog what he's always wanted this Halloween: 8 legs and googly eyes! Huh?…
Ru Paul Mad Libs
The cross-section of people who love drag queens and word games must be way larger than anyone would expect... Ru Paul's Amazing Drag Race is a massively popular show all around the globe, of course... Mad Libs have obviously been a…
Flying Karate Kick Pin
What a kickass pin! The old school cartoon look is perfect for the attitude of this flying karate kick man! And unlike all those SOFT enamel pins that everyone is selling these days, this champion is made of HARD enamel!…
Playing Pandas Phone Case
Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…