Pink Lips Ashtray
These ceramic ashtrays look like an open pair of lips. And, yeah, that's a little weird because if you imagine a cigarette being ashed into an open mouth, that's pretty damn gross. But also it totally fits in with any…
Joking Hazard Game
Anyone who's never laughed at a Cyanide & Happiness comic strip needs to stop reading this website right now, cancel all of their social plans for the next week and a half, hook yourself up to a saline drip and…
Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…
Biggie Blacklight Poster
Blacklights and posters specifically made to look cool under blacklights are just not a thing like they used to be a thing. Please believe that this used to be a T-H-I-N-G! Like, if you could go back to the early…
Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Stackable Fish Condos
Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…
Light String Corks
Raise your hand if you've got a collection of empty bottles in your home right now. Put your hand down. Nobody can see you. Okay, yeah, we didn't think that through. But you've got all those bottles! Why? What are…
GIVEAWAY: Eyes Open Sleep Mask
Never let anyone catch you sleeping again! This sleep mask is printed on the outside with an image of WIDE OPEN human eyeballs. Block out the light to help you get better sleep while looking like the most alert person…
Doughnut Pillow
This is much cuter than your grandparents' doughnut pillow! Now, we don't have to talk about all the specific reasons a person might need or want a doughnut pillow (because 99% of them have to do with bad things happening…
Unicorn Light Wall Hook
A hanging hook right where you need one is a magical thing - just like unicorn! Actually, the hanging hook is kind of even better than unicorns because the hanging hook really exists and also it can look exactly like…
Face Mask Sampler Set
There are entirely too many beauty products available in the world right now. Some of you know exactly what skin type you have, exactly what products you need to use for that skin type and you never no never have…
Sloth Infuser and Mug Set
Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…