Snail Goop Face Mask
We will put anything on our faces in the name of beauty. Right away you know some jerk is probably sitting there trying to think of something they can say in the comments that people wouldn't put on their face.…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
Bunny Peep Ring
If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…
Ultimate Werewolf Party Game
Anyone who's spent a decent amount of time in the chat rooms of a service that allows bots to be built for that platform knows this game. Traditionally known as Mafia, you've seen this game played as Werewolf on IRC clients…
Janice in Accounting Mug
Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…
GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles
There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…
Pushpin Sheep
Ewe know you can't resist this cleverly designed pushpin set! Keeping notes around is important. If you can't remember all the things you need to keep in mind then you might as well be counting sheep at your desk -…
Orangina Sour Gummies
The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…
Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain
How'd you like to have a fabulous stripper sloth waiting for you in the bathroom every day? Easily done with this shower curtain! A purplish-pink background sets the stage for this mildest of beasts to perform on the pole for…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Charcoal Face Mask
Charcoal face masks are a huge trend right now. We can't really read the packaging on this one because we had to look for a charcoal face mask marketed to other countries, for obvious reasons. Oh, the reasons aren't obvious?…
Cat Hair Craft Book
Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…