Santa’s Spacebag
It’s the Christmas stocking with the stuffer we all really want: booze! You’ve seen it on your Facebook and Instagram for weeks. It’s totally real. But it’s also totally sold out. If you don’t want to pay scalper prices, probably…
Flat Water Bottle
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
Hairbrush with Hidden Flask
The hidden flasks are always a hit here on drunkMall, so today we’ve got one for you that’s disguised as a hairbrush. The flask holds 6 oz. of whatever you want inside of a totally real paddle brush. There’s a…
The Wine Rack: Sports Bra with Hidden Flask
Ladies, have we got something special for you! The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a polyurethane bladder that discreetly holds up to 25 ounces of whatever beverage you prefer. The long drinking tube has an on/off valve…