Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
Superhero Bookend
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Chameleon Tape Dispenser
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout
We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…
Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn
Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…
Donkey’s Butt Cigarette Holder and Dispenser
Almost nobody smokes inside these days but if you’re the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson or something then this would be a great piece for your home office. Store your cigarettes in the pack on the beast of burden’s back.…
Sushi Cats
This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…
Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue
You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…
6″ Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Figurine by Funko
Funko’s Pop figures are always cool but this Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters is an exception - it’s 6″ tall! This guy will tower over your Funko collection... [If this item speaks to your dark little heart then you should…
Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton
You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…
Gizmo Stuffed Animal
As of this post, there are only two of these 30th Anniversary Gizmo dolls left. So if you need to get this little guy back into your life then you better hurry! (Rambo gear not included) Share this post!