Voodoo Breakup Candles
These candles are ugly as Hell but that’s because they’re built to make someone feel like Hell. Spells sold separately, you know, but we’re sure you can figure that part out... Share this post!
Shot Roulette
Remember Spin the Shot? This is a little different but it’s still got booze and a spinny thing. When it’s your turn, spin the roulette wheel to determine your fate. Use vodka to play Russian Roulette! Wait- No, don’t do…
“Bullshit” button
This ought to make family reunions a lot more interesting… The “Bullshit” button makes it all too easy (and hilarious) to call someone out on their BS. If it starts getting a little too deep, hit the button to let it…
Asymmetrical ‘80s Sunglasses
If you’re looking for that final ingredient to complete your “Extra from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood Music Video” costume, this is it! We have no idea how durable, comfortable or even vision-impairing these shades may be but, get real, nobody’s…
The Little Book of Butts
You like butts. Know how we know? Because EVERYBODY likes butts. This is a book about butts. It’s a good book to give to people who love butts and people who don’t love butts because it’s a book about butts.…
Nikki Lipstick Panties
These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…
Humping People Wall Outlet Decals
Turn boring electrical outlets into a mindlessly rutting couple for good with these decals! Who was the person who looked at their wall and saw this image? We don’t know! Make sure you apply them correctly and you’ll have hilarious…
Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider
Here’s a lovely creation from Gorge Ohwell: It’s a ball gag that looks like a cheeseburger! They call it The Silencing Slider and it’s made of soft, non-toxic, food grade silicone. Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell or taste like a…
Rude Hand Gestures of the World handbook
Language barriers can be very annoying. Sometimes you need to tell someone to go have sex with toilet but you have no idea how to say it in words they’ll understand - so forget about using words! Here’s a handy…
Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
Adult Coloring Book
Have you seen a kid with a coloring book lately? They suck at coloring! Drawing all outside of the lines and everything. That’s how you used to color, too! Here’s your chance to redeem yourself with the skills you’ve picked…