Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Wearable Sleeping Bag
For those of us still unfortunate enough to experience the season they’ll call “Winter” in the history books of the future, getting out of bed in the morning sucks. For the same reason babies cry upon their exit from the womb,…
Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
T-Stand: versatile tablet stand
What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…
Sushi Rolls Made Easy
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
Knight Rider “KITT” USB Car Charger
Awwww, hell yeah! The #BlackoutFriday Countdown keeps on rolling our most irresistible finds your way! This is about as cool as it gets, provided your console has room for it. The device cycles through 11 of KITT’s signature phrases and the…
Hidden TV Wall Mount
Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…
Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks
On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…
On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
tile: Bluetooth Trackers
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…