This is what happens when old school DIY meets new school tech and we’re all about it. Drones are fun, sure, but there’s something to be said for building things yourself, learning how and why they work and maybe getting…
We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
This one’s a no-brainer: alcohol + smartphone = whoops! Give your smartphone an added layer of protection from yourself (and your other self) with a screen shield. We stopped paying attention to these a few years ago because they all…
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
Show up to any holiday party with a rack of these and, trust us, people will be into it. If you invite drunkMall to your party, make sure there are plenty of salt & vinegar potato chips. We will for…
If winter is coming then it sure seems to be taking its sweet-ass time about it. But that won’t stop us from raising a tankard of ale at Christmas this year. Or two tankards. Or five. It’s all fun and…
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
First of all, we suggest using this under-the-desk holster for not-a-real gun, such as a rubber band machine gun or a Nerf Rival Blaster. Party Tip: don’t keep a real gun under your desk! It contributes to nervousness and poor…
Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day. Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and…
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…