Chewbacca Stein
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
No Food or Drinks Sticker
Every circle of friends has that person with the party house. When there's a birthday party or national holiday or even if it's just last call and nobody wants to go home - the party house is the one everyone…
Electric Chair Light Switch
These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…
Purple Macho Man Shirt
"OHHH YEAH!!!" is right! Macho Man Randy Savage was essentially a living, breathing cartoon character. Like, any professional wrestler worth remembering had personality and charisma. But the Macho Man was on another level. Actually, scratch that. Nobody else was even…
Bacon Scarf
It's hard to rock a scarf without looking like Steven Tyler a.k.a. classic rock's most fashionable grandma. But not when it's a bacon scarf! Never fear, it isn't a scarf made from real bacon. It's only a scarf printed to…
Apple -> Fart Scented Prank Candle
Fall is just around the corner and we all know what that means. The leaves will change, fire pits across America will start to see more use and pumpkin spice everything will start flying off the shelves. That's right, fall is basically…
Hoodies for Dogs
Hoodie weather is coming up soon! It's possible that fall is the best season of them all. The temperature settles between the brutal heat of post-global warming summer and the "you don't need to feel your ears" frigidity of winter.…
Golf Club Piss Jug
This is what they call a gamechanger! Golf is a game where you spend most of a day walking around outside and swinging various sticks at a little ball until you knock it into this hole or that hole. It's…
Bathroom Tablet Stand
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…
Michelangelo’s David Light Switch Plate
Michelangelo's sculpture, David, is unquestionably one of the greatest artistic achievements in human history. It's truly remarkable. But, since we're all stupid monkeys, all anyone ever talks about his the tiny penis on the statue. So David was a grower,…
Keep It 100 Sweatpants
It's hard to keep it 100 when you're uncomfortable... And that won't be a problem at all in these 100 emoji sweats! With elastic bands at the ankles and waist, these are actually designed be jogging pants. That means the…
EXCLUSIVE: Human’s Best Friend
Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…